Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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