He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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