It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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