you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
how does that bad decision feel?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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