I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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