I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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