using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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