It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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