It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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