Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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