I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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