but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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