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(857): View more from Massachusetts

my soul wont recognize me after tonight

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(503): View more from Oregon

Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you

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(251): View more from Alabama

I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed

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(514): View more from Quebec

He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY

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(440): View more from Ohio

Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.

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(516): View more from New York

you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.

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