OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
