How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
only you would photoshop your dick
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
