Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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