8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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