Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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