Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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