I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize