Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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