we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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