dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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