he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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