So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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