Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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