ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You can't just leave with hair like that
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
