just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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