"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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