Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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