TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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