She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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