btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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