I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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