Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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