I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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