...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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