if i died would you start the facebook group?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Dick very happy bro
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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