Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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