On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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