If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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