you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
