Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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