Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
