Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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