If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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