Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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