So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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