ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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