ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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