Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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