is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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