don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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