why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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