I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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